Outing Jokes

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I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

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My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

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Why can't orphans go on vacation?

The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."

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"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

What does your head come out of... your brain?

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."