Outing jokes

Dad: Hey, have you seen that new movie, "Constipation"?

Son: No.

Dad: It hasn't come out yet.

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Why did God give women legs?

1. To look at.

2. To wrap around your neck when you’re eating her out.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.

In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.

Shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

A guy walked into a bar.

A guy walked out of a bar.

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.

Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.

What is red and puts out fire?

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"