Outing jokes

Why are fire trucks big?

To hang out with the firefighters!

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.

Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

What is red and puts out fire?

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?

Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"

If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.

The kid just hangs there.

Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?

"Eye torture!"

I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"