Outing jokes
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."
Memes
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂