Outing jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Memes
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
A fire broke out at the circus, it was intense.
Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
People, please check out Tenya's jokes. Girl, love, cheetah, blue jokes!
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"
What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.