Outing jokes

Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.

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Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?

They're out of plane sight.

The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.

When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.

I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.

How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

As I was eating this girl out, I thought I tasted some horse semen... I exclaimed, "Oh, Grandma! That's how you died!"