Outing jokes
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Memes
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.