Outing jokes

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.

Can you f**k out of here?

Karen says:

What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?

Answer: Putin, put out!

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Amber Heard morning schedule:

- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower

Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.

What does an Emo do with his friends?

Literally hanging out.

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?

They cry...

They scream... with joy.

"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."

Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...

Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.