Outing jokes
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
Stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.