Otherness jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.