Otherness jokes
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Why did the impostor vent... to get to the other side?
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"