Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

Who come when a orphan gets married, they are allowed back in family restaurants but when i go in alone I'm not allowed. I have some parents for god's sake

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said “what happened to all the parents?” She sounded so confused so i told her “its only yours kid, they left you on purpose” she cried i felt bad for a second and the thought oh well time to back to my job at the orphanage

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

Spend all night in a dark humour webpage

Go to orphanage today and read it to them And I'm sure if you go to school for disabled children, they should understand it

My son came up to me and said “mom, where are your parents?” I stared in confusion i said “in a far place.” He asked “In and orphanage?”

I don't get this why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!