Orphanage jokes

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

I like orphan boys, no homo.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?

"Adopt Me."

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡