Orphanage Jokes

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

What do you call an orphan who became a priest?

Father-less.

I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.

"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me," I say. For some reason, everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage.

I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡

I donated a computer to the orphanage...

It didn’t have a motherboard.

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

What does LMAO mean?

Launching missiles at orphanage.

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.

My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"

I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."

He asked, "In an orphanage?"

Why do orphans like being criminals?

Because then someone actually wants them.