Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Orphanage Jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
