Orphanage jokes
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.