Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans love tennis?

Because it is the only place they can get love.

Baby

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

Boy

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.

God, orphanages are fun to work at!!

Orphan

Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.

Orphan: My parents!

Me: You know that word?

Orphan

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

Daddy

Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.

Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.

What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.

Orphan

Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.

Accident

What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?

They're both filled with happy little accidents.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because his parents couldn’t help him out!

Orphan

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

Kid

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.