Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
I found a place before called an orphanage but when I was aloud in there where lots of kids and I said where's your parents oh yeah your orphans. "Gosh that was one hecka day"
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
Why cant orphans have sex? they do not have any one to call daddy
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
Yesterday i tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were and that made her cry harder. So then i adked her where her house was and she said with tears "i dont have one" so i got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was a orphaninch.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
there's an upside for being an orphan every snack they get is family size