Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.