Orphanage jokes
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.