Orphanage jokes
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
My name is what orphans can never have.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why can't orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Mom: Kid, bring your toys and clothing to the car. We're going to Disney Land.
Kid: Ok.
*Bring kid to the orphanage*.