Orphan

Orphan jokes

Netflix

Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?

Because they don't know what age rate they are...

Van

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

Penny

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.

The orphan: But why?

Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

Robber

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

House

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

Aisle

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

Kid

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.

Shop

Why can orphans never go to the shops?

'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.

Man

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

Poker

Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Teacher

When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,

The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"

The teacher replied, "Home."

The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"

Anger

I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?

Because they have no parents to run to.

Orphanage

What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?

People actually want stuff in a supermarket.

Nobody

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."