Orphan jokes
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.