Orphan jokes
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"