Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."