Orphan jokes
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.