Orphan jokes
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of their lives.
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.