Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are...
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
My girlfriend calling me: I'm home alone ;)
Me: I know, you always are...
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?