Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
"Full House."
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What did the orphan say to the crippled man?
I suffer from crippling depression.
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Your Parents
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.