Orphan jokes
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Joke.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.