Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"