Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
New teacher: "I was an orphan when I was young."
Student: "But!"
Teacher: "Is something missing?"
Student: "Your parents!"
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?