Orphan jokes
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
If you're ever bored, kick an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.