Orphan jokes
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.