Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.