Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
