Orphan jokes
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Dee.