Orphan jokes
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Lil Jimmy: Hey doc.
Doctor: Hi, sorry but I can’t see you anymore.
Lil Jimmy: Why?
Doctor: Because, Lil Jimmy, I’m a family doctor, you're an orphan.
Lil Jimmy: 👁👄👁🖕
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.