Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
What did one orphan say to the other one?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.