Orphan jokes
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.