Orphan jokes
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"