Orphan jokes
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Dee.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."