Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)