Orphan

Orphan jokes

Family

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

Dog

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?

Dogs get loved.

Star

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.

Apple

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Kid

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Mum

An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."

A homeless kid once said he will go home.

Dad

"Me tells dad joke often."

"I want to hear it."

"Me? You wouldn't get it."

Home

Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.

Type

What type of phones do orphans have?

IPhone XR—it has no home button.

Website

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Family

Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.

Baseball

Why did the orphan join the baseball team?

Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.

Baseball

China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.

Parent

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.