I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
