Orphan jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Hippity hoppity, you are no one's property.
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.