Orphan jokes

Do orphans love doing crime?

'Cause they want to be wanted.

I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

Why did the child die? To see God, our father.

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

Why can't orphans become YouTubers?

They don't have electricity!

Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.

I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

What's the difference between you and an orphan?

Nothing.

Why are orphans lucky?

Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?

One is played with.

Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?

They don't have a home button.

I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."