Orphan jokes
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Dee.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.