Orphan jokes
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.