Orphan

Orphan jokes

Button

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Trouble

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

Orphanage

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

School

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

Store

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.

Batman

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Question

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

Family

Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...

Difference

What is the difference between an American and an orphan?

They don't have a home to get their guns.

Sex

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they can't call them "daddy."

Parent

Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

Daddy

Knock, knock!

"Is that daddy?"

No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!

Gun

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.