Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Ready when you are, KK.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.