Orphan jokes
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What feature does an orphan's phone not have?
A home button.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
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I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.