Orphan jokes
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Ready when you are, KK.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.