Orphan jokes
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Ready when you are, KK.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.