Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Ready when you are, KK.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.