So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Orphan Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Ready when you are, KK.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
