Orphan jokes
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Ready when you are, KK.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.