Orphan jokes
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.