Orphan jokes
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.