Orphan jokes
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.