Orphan jokes
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
What's an orphan's favorite song?
"Gimme Shelter."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.