What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Orphan Jokes
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
