Orphan jokes
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
I'm Batman.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.