Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."