Orphan jokes

I asked an orphan where his parents were.

(God, I wish I knew)

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?

There isn't any parents on Roblox.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

Why do orphans love role-plays?

Because they can call someone "daddy."

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.

Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Why can't orphans go to movies?

There PG-13 movies.

Why does the orphan not buy milk?

That's what their parents are doing.

A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?

B: Because today we had a parent meetup.

So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.