Cartel

Cartel jokes

Drug Cartel

Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?

Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.

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Johnny Depp

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

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Attention WJE. This is unnecessary but it just so seems PEOPLE CAN’T GET IT THROUGH THEIR BRAIN. “err err” IS MY CATCHPHRASE AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY CATCHPHRASE, I MADE THAT SHIT. IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU HOS USING THIS IN CHAT ITS GONNA BE ON SIGHT. WORLD STAR. I WILL PERSONALLY FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND PULL UP WITH THE SINALOA CARTEL AND BEATING YOU WITH A CHROMEBOOK CHARGER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AT FULL SPEED MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY. Kisses and hugs 🤗

Still writing that long ass story btw, suggestions are GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! So far I have a few arcs:

- The characters join the Cartel - They travel across the desert on a train and meet an inventor - The inventor teleports them to medieval Scotland - They help Scotland win their war for Independence - They sort of kidnap a Scottish girl and teleport back to present-day - She meets her ancestor and he becomes a zo… Read more