Cartel jokes
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Memes
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?
Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Memes
Community
According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".
*THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DO NOT CONTINUE READING IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY ANY OF THE JOKES*
Episode 2: The Sticky Situation – "Ebony Ass Shake in the F*g Den"
Jamal sprints his black ass into "Rainbow Rodeo," a sleazy queer joint packed with flaming white twinks, burly bears, and thirsty Latinos eyeing fresh meat. The bounce… Read more
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more
Attention WJE. This is unnecessary but it just so seems PEOPLE CAN’T GET IT THROUGH THEIR BRAIN. “err err” IS MY CATCHPHRASE AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY CATCHPHRASE, I MADE THAT SHIT. IF I CATCH ANY OF YOU HOS USING THIS IN CHAT ITS GONNA BE ON SIGHT. WORLD STAR. I WILL PERSONALLY FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND PULL UP WITH THE SINALOA CARTEL AND BEATING YOU WITH A CHROMEBOOK CHARGER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AT FULL SPEED MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY. Kisses and hugs 🤗