Orphan jokes
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Orphans are lonely.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.