Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said "Don't make me call your parents"

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..