Orphan

Orphan jokes

People

Why are so many people mean to orphans?

They can’t cry to their parents.

Priest

Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.

School

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

Teacher

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

Principal

Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!

Orphan: *sits there sadly*

Superhero

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

Orphanage

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.