Orphan jokes
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
Hello.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!