Orphan jokes
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
Why can’t orphans celebrate Christmas?
Because they have no family.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.