when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid
I wish I could kill my family but you realise your an orphan
Why do orphans love getting r@ped? Because they want to know what love feels like
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan. 🥱🫤
An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What is an orphans favourite flower? Self raising 😂
whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
Why can't a orphan play basketball
Because no one will be cheering them on
what makes an orphan jump? A Bridge
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
why don't orphans have a site page? Bc theres no home page.
If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
Why can’t Orphans play sports? Because they don’t have a home team
Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
Why do orphans support slavery
They final have an owner
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
