Orphan jokes
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
Orphans are lonely.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Netflix show?
Fuller House.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.