Orphan

Orphan jokes

Door

Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?

Because there is never anyone at the door.

Boy

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!

Exam

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

Difference

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

Parent

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

Church

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.

Orphanage

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Parent

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.

Kid

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Fight

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

Parent

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Tinder

How are Tinder and orphans alike?

You swipe left till you find the one you like.