Orphan jokes
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
I saw a kid on the curb while I was on a walk, and he was in baggy clothes, and I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "Yeah." And the orphan said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Ur parents."
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's orphans' favorite game? Housekeeping.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."