Orphan jokes
DAD: I'm bringing your toys to the orphanage.
SON: Why?
DAD: You're going to need them.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
My dad is John Cena because I can't see him.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."