Orphan jokes
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.