Orphan

Orphan jokes

Door

Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?

Because there is never anyone at the door.

Difference

What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?

The mailman goes home at the end of the day.

Parent

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

Boy

Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.

Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.

Boy: Exactly!

Exam

Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...

Oh wait...

Church

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.

Fight

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

Kid

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?

Parent

Why are orphans sad?

Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.

Orphanage

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Parent

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Adoption

Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?

Parental Login: __________

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  • Tinder

    How are Tinder and orphans alike?

    You swipe left till you find the one you like.