Orphan jokes
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"
Orphans: "Yea."
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.