Orphan jokes
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
[Parent’s signature: __________]
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.