How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Why don't orphans like to get lost??
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
What is the difference about a kids dad and his cancer
The cancer came back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Smack an orphan what’s he gonna do... tell his parents
Why do Orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know, homework.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped? No-one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up"
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it's the only time they get love
Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
An orphan was running down the road.. a car pulled up and said "get in" so the orphan got in and said "where we going?" the kidnapper said "i'm taking you to my house" he orphan replied "OML YOUR ADOPTING ME!?"
What school subject does an orphan Love,. PE because they actually get picked.
I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les
F stand for family that's why orphan is spelled with ph
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
