Orphan jokes
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Why did the orphan call Mr. Smith "daddy"? Because he put her in the vices and taught her a lesson about virginity.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
I love orphans, so at least they know someone loves them.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.