How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Kid: Why do orphans like tennis?
Dad: Because it's the only time they get "love."
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
"F" stand for family, that's why "orphan" is spelled with "ph."
