Orphan

Orphan Jokes

People

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Family

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

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  • Orphanage

    Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

    Air

    Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

    Father

    What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.

    Apple

    Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.

    Kid

    I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

    Kid

    Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

    Because they can't call their parents.

    Fact

    This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.

    Chip

    What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

    Family size.

    Life

    What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?

    They both have no meaning.

    Dog

    What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

    Nothing, they are both orphans.