Orphan jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.