How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
Orphan Jokes
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
What is an orphan's favorite car?
A family car.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
