Orphan jokes
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.