Orphan jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why don't orphans go to Family Dollar? They don't have a family to go with 'em.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.