Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox because there was no home button
Why is E.T. better than an orphan? Because he found his way home
go drop kick a orphan. No one will know not like his parents would know
GIRL: wanna come over to my house ORPHAN: i have to ask if my parents come home
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan? The ant knows were home is.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today. Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow? Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you. Orphan: Why? Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.
why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games
they missed the homecoming games
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
For an Orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it
How did the orphan survive birth?
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Why cant orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why do I go around making Orphan jokes ? Because they can't go crying to there parent 😅
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I was walking past an orphan and I said Just go home
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
