Orphan jokes
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.