Orphan jokes
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.