Orphan jokes
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
How to commit arson:
1. Burn down an orphanage.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.