Packet jokes

A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."

Why are orphans so lucky?

Every crisp packet is family sized.

My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...

I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.

AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!

How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?

Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.

A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”

The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?

If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.