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Why are orphans so lucky? Every crisp packet is family sized
my dog went threw my bathroom garbage and for some reason my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back. ANDI still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES.
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman ‘a pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps’ The barman ‘ why the large pause’
