Orphan jokes
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
freshfry, we need to talk now...
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
What do you call an orphan being kidnapped?
A surprise adoption!!
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D