Orphan

Orphan Jokes

if a orphan wants food who does it? no one everybody just watches him starve because they couldent find his parent's

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common? Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

orphan- am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there

orphan-realizes

So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.

My dad starts laughing at me.

Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”

Me: “Why dad?”

Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan. 🥱🫤