Orphan jokes
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."