Orphan jokes
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."