Orphan jokes
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Why did the orphan cross the street? Because they thought that mommy and daddy was on the other side.