Orphan jokes
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
What's the difference between an orphan and Stuart Little?
Stuart Little got chosen!
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."