Orphan jokes
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.