Orphan jokes
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________