Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What did the Teacher say to the orphan?
"I am calling your parents!"
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
