A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

Cmon man, give the orphans a break with these jokes

No, not until their parents pick them up

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them

they’ll get the punchline right away

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

what’s the difference between puppies and orphans

the puppies actually get adopted

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

Why do some couples make their status “single” after a small argument? Like I don’t put “orphan” after I get into an argument with my family.