Orphan jokes
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."