Orphanage

Anonymous

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

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Virgin

Yeet

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

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Doctor

Stalin

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

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Man

Noddle

Cmon man, give the orphans a break with these jokes

No, not until their parents pick them up

Movie

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

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Orphanage

Anonymous

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

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Family

LOOK HERE

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

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Darkness

Anonymous

tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them

they’ll get the punchline right away

Bag

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

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Difference

Mia

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

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Difference

Anonymous

what’s the difference between puppies and orphans

the puppies actually get adopted

Man

Emilly

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

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Boomerang

Anonymous

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

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Doctor

Evilevie

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan

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Orphanage

deceased_orphan

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

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Dad

your dad

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Orphanage

ButtersMuncher

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

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Parent

thotsgetblocked

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

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Make

Your Uncle

Why do some couples make their status “single” after a small argument? Like I don’t put “orphan” after I get into an argument with my family.