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Man

Emilly

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

Family

LOOK HERE

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

Parent

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

Eating

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

Baby

Anonymous

Why is it when women decided to kill an unborn baby its a “CHOICE” but when i decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids its called “MURDER”!

Family

Anonymous

What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

Difference

Mia

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Kid

Stalin

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

Doctor

Evilevie

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan

Dad

your dad

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

Parent

Anonymous

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

Kid

BenDover

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Die

Random Person

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

Orphanage

ButtersMuncher

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

Parent

thotsgetblocked

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

Orphanage

deceased_orphan

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

Orphanage

Anonymous

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

Orphanage

Anonymous

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

Movie

ur mama, oh wait...

what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)

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