Orphan Jokes

Anonymous

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

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Moose

What is an orphans family portrait called?

A self portrait

Your Uncle

Why do some couples make their status “single” after a small argument? Like I don’t put “orphan” after I get into an argument with my family.

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Anonymous
in Orphanage

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

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Anonymous

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Anonymous

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Anonymous

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

Anonymous

These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.

Anonymous
in Orphanage

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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Anonymous

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school Because they need to contact parents

Anonymous

Why is it when women decided to kill an unborn baby its a “CHOICE” but when i decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids its called “MURDER”!

Anonymous

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfi? A family photo

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

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LOOK HERE

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

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Anonymous

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Yeet

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

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Noddle

Cmon man, give the orphans a break with these jokes

No, not until their parents pick them up

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Anonymous

What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

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Anonymous

What’s an orphan’s favorite spiderman movie?

Spiderman No Way Home

Jamie White

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?