Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

Q:What the orphan’s favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family Company

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

I wish I could kill my family but you realise your an orphan

why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

Orphan: I want to be a super Hero Me: you should be batman. Also me: starts laughing because batman doesn’t have parents…

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Why can orphans not grow big and strong because they need a parent to buy them steroids

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

Why are so many people mean to orphans???

They can’t cry to their parents

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