Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

Can’t wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait…

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

How do make an orphans hands bleed: tell them to clap til’ their parents get home

What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What feature does an orphan’s phone not have? A home button.

Can Orphans go to a Family Restaurant?

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.

Q:What the orphan’s favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t ever find home.

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Roses are red Your blood is tooyou look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry i will be there too not in a cage but laghing at you