Family

Anonymous

What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

Orphanage

Anonymous

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Dad

your dad

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

Parent

Anonymous

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

Difference

Mia

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Home

Anonymous

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

Orphanage

ButtersMuncher

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

Computer

Anonymous

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

Doctor

Evilevie

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan

Kid

Logan Paul

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

Orphanage

Anonymous

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

Family

Anonymous

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?

A self-fie

Mum

Anonymous

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

Trip

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

Kid

LIL JIMBO

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

Family

Austin Warner

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family Company

Family

Anonymous

Q: What do you call an orphans family tree?

A: a Stump

Happiness

Anonymous

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

Difference

Anonymous

what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

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