As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."
People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
