What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?

A self-fie

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family Company

Q: What do you call an orphans family tree?

A: a Stump

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked