On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

I wish I could kill my family but you realise your an orphan

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?

A self-fie

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family Company

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”