Orphan Jokes

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Anonymousness
in Orphanage

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

Anonymous
in Orphanage

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

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Your Uncle

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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Moose

What is an orphans family portrait called?

A self portrait

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Anonymous

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Anonymous

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Anonymous

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

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Anonymous

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

Anonymous

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school Because they need to contact parents

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Anonymous

Why is it when women decided to kill an unborn baby its a "CHOICE" but when i decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids its called "MURDER"!

Anonymous

These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

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Anonymous
in Depression

Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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Anonymous

What's an orphan's favorite spiderman movie?

Spiderman No Way Home

mincraft kid

WHY DO ORPHANS PLAY MINECRAFT

SO THEY CAN AT LEAST BUILD A HOME

Noddle

Cmon man, give the orphans a break with these jokes

No, not until their parents pick them up

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Yeet

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

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LOOK HERE

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn't understand

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Anonymous

What song do orphans hate the most?"we are family".

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Anonymous

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is