Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

Why is it when women decided to kill an unborn baby its a “CHOICE” but when i decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids its called “MURDER”!

What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.

Students: OOF

Teacher: Is anyone missing.

Students: Your Parents

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)