Orphan Jokes

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school Because they need to contact parents

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won't get bored there

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

What is an orphans favorite beer?

Fosters

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

Why is it when women decided to kill an unborn baby its a "CHOICE" but when i decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids its called "MURDER"!

Cmon man, give the orphans a break with these jokes

No, not until their parents pick them up

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

So I had an orphan friend and, he asked me how's your gf and I said I don't have one and, he said I know I just wanted to remind You then, I said how's your parents and after that I never saw him again.

A kid annoyed me the other day I told him to shut up and go back to his parents

Thats the last time I’m going to an orphanage.

Ps:this is my friends joke that I wanted to share

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

Like if you think im stupid

WHY DO ORPHANS PLAY MINECRAFT

SO THEY CAN AT LEAST BUILD A HOME

What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

What's an orphan's favorite spiderman movie?

Spiderman No Way Home

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn't understand