How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
