Matter

LOOK HERE

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

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Wait

Anonymous

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh…Wait…Continue.

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Orphanage

Anonymous

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

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Orphanage

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Family

Moose

What is an orphans family portrait called?

A self portrait

Family

Anonymous

What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

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Orphanage

Anonymous

cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents

Movie

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

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Orphanage

Anonymous

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

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Family

Your Uncle

Why do some couples make their status “single” after a small argument? Like I don’t put “orphan” after I get into an argument with my family.

Restaurant

Jamie White

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Virgin

Yeet

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

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Much

Anonymous

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick

Bag

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

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Doctor

Stalin

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

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Man

Emilly

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

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Orphanage

deceased_orphan

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

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Cow

J0K35

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

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Adoption

Anonymous

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

Orphanage

ButtersMuncher

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

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