Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh…Wait…Continue.

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

What is an orphans family portrait called?

A self portrait

What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Why do some couples make their status “single” after a small argument? Like I don’t put “orphan” after I get into an argument with my family.

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.