What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family Company

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

Q:What the orphan’s favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home