Orphan jokes
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.