Orphan Jokes

School

Anonymous

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school Because they need to contact parents

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Boring

Anonymous

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won't get bored there

Homework

Anonymous

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

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Moghy

What is an orphans favorite beer?

Fosters

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Your Uncle

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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Phone

Anonymous

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

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Anonymousness

in Orphanage

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

Orphanage

Anonymous

knock knock. orphan: whos there? not your parents

Baby

Anonymous

Why is it when women decided to kill an unborn baby its a "CHOICE" but when i decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids its called "MURDER"!

Noddle

Cmon man, give the orphans a break with these jokes

No, not until their parents pick them up

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Adoption

Anonymous

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

Orca 4

Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

Zaiah Sugar

So I had an orphan friend and, he asked me how's your gf and I said I don't have one and, he said I know I just wanted to remind You then, I said how's your parents and after that I never saw him again.

Anglt

A kid annoyed me the other day I told him to shut up and go back to his parents

Thats the last time I’m going to an orphanage.

Ps:this is my friends joke that I wanted to share

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

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Stupid

Anonymous

Like if you think im stupid

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mincraft kid

WHY DO ORPHANS PLAY MINECRAFT

SO THEY CAN AT LEAST BUILD A HOME

Difference

Anonymous

What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

Movie

Anonymous

What's an orphan's favorite spiderman movie?

Spiderman No Way Home

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LOOK HERE

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn't understand

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