What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back

If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.

Why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson?

B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂

Can’t wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait…

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait

Girl: Come Over. Orphan: I can’t. Girl: My parents aren’t home ;) Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

Mom, can I please go out and play?

… no answer

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t ever find home.

Smack an orphan what’s he gonna do… tell his parents

What feature does an orphan’s phone not have? A home button.

An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

Is it bad to hit an orphan?it’s not like they’ll tell there parents.

Why Did The Orphans Like Church So Much? So They Had Someone To Call Father…