Q:What the orphan’s favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

What is it called when a orphan takes a family photo? A selfie

The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

How do you make a orphan’s hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till they’re parents come home

why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

because he thought that she would leave him to.

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

Can’t wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait…

What is an orphan’s favorite show? Batman.

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?

“because they always wanted a daddy”

One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back

Why Did The Orphans Like Church So Much? So They Had Someone To Call Father…

What can you never tell an orphan? Go home to your parents.

What feature does an orphan’s phone not have? A home button.

Hi person reading this

What did the orphan say to the parent, oh wait.

Why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson?

B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂