What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
A self-fie
Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”
I wish I could kill my family but you realise your an orphan
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: OOF
Teacher: Is anyone missing.
Students: Your Parents
why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
Q: What do you call an orphans family tree?
A: a Stump
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
For orphans every bag of chips is family size
Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad
What is an orphans favorite beer?
Fosters
How do you make a orphan’s hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till they’re parents come home
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
An orphan
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)
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What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
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I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
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Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy
What did the orphan say to the parent, oh wait.
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