Website

unrealnoodles

Q:What the orphan’s favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

Family

I’m not a robot

The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait

Orphanage

P....lover

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

Parent

Jamie White

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

Orphanage

deceased_orphan

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

Depression

FATHER

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

Sadness

Anonymous

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

Date

Anonymous

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

Parent

Anonymous

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

Bad

Jokes4Days

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Love

Anonymous

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

Bag

Anonymous

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

Difference

Anonymous

what’s the difference between puppies and orphans

the puppies actually get adopted

Wife

Anonymous

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

  1. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

  2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

  3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

  1. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

  2. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

  3. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Virgin

Yeet

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

Prostitution

Orphan 1

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

Family

Reaganan

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror

Doctor

Stalin

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

Game

Anonymous

why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

Parent

Idk you tell me

What do orphans call there parents?

Unicorns because they don’t exsist.

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