Orphan jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."