Orphan Jokes

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The new Batman

Why do orphans like Batman?

They are 50% like him.

Jamie White

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Anonymous

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

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Stalin

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says "sorry kid but this is a family hospital"

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Anonymous

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

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Anonymous

cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents

I’m not a robot
in Family

The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait

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Anonymous

tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them

they'll get the punchline right away

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Anonymous

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

Jack

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

deceased_orphan

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

your dad
in Dad

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

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Orphan

Why Do Orphans Bully People

Because They Cant Get Suspended

Contact Parent _______

Anonymous

Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

Emilly

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

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Anonymous

What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

Mr, Orphan

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? Idk either it's not like he has a home to go too.

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

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ButtersMuncher

It's April fools day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

Fruity 🍑

Why did the male orphan decide to be gay

Because he wanted someone to call daddy