What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them

they’ll get the punchline right away

The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

what’s the difference between puppies and orphans

the puppies actually get adopted

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?

A self-fie

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

1. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

5. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Q: What do you call an orphans family tree?

A: a Stump

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked