Orphan Jokes

Family

Anonymous

What song do orphans hate the most?"we are family".

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Freya

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

Parents signature _________

The new Batman

Why do orphans like Batman?

They are 50% like him.

Stalin

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says "sorry kid but this is a family hospital"

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Movie

Anonymous

Q. what movie represents a orphans life?

A. Spiderman No Way Home

Batman

Anonymous

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

I’m not a robot

in Family

The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait

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Family

Anonymous

These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.

Orphanage

Anonymous

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

Fred

A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents.

He begs the judge to spare his life.

The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy.

The boy replies, “I’m an orphan, your honor.”

A-non-mouse

sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section

Orphanage

Anonymous

Q: what does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages

Closet

Anonymous

why is orphan so scared of the dark they don't have a dad to check the closet,

The Weird Person I Met On The Street

An orphanage got robbed yesterday, let’s just say that’s the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn’t end up like their parents.

Jack

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

Depression

Anonymous

Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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Reaganan

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror

Yeet

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

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Adoption

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Jamie White

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?