Darkness

Anonymous

tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them

they’ll get the punchline right away

3

Sadness

Mia

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Doctor

Evilevie

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan

2

Dad

your dad

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

3

Trip

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

0

Parent

Anonymous

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school Because they need to contact parents

Boomerang

Anonymous

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

5

Orphanage

Anonymous

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

3

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Parent

thotsgetblocked

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

3

Family

I’m not a robot

The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait

3

Orphanage

Anonymous

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

0

Depression

Anonymous

Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

Neighborhood

Mr, Orphan

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? Idk either it’s not like he has a home to go too.

Movie

ur mama, oh wait...

what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)

Phone

Anonymous

Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button

Milk

Jack

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

Game

Anonymous

why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆

Difference

Anonymous

whats the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked

Girl

Anonymous

Girl: I’ve been a orphan since I was three.

Boy: knock knock.

Girl: …Who’s there?

Boy: not your parents!