tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them

they’ll get the punchline right away

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school Because they need to contact parents

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? Idk either it’s not like he has a home to go too.

what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)

Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆

whats the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked

Girl: I’ve been a orphan since I was three.

Boy: knock knock.

Girl: …Who’s there?

Boy: not your parents!