If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
What’s the best thing about beating up orphans
They can’t tell they’re parents
why cant orphans watch PG movies?
BC they are parental guidance.
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
How many orphans does it take to “test drive” a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemmetary has.
How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”
why is the Iphone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
because there is no home button
What do you call a grown up orphan? Homeless
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Why Did The Orphan Cross The Road? They Thought They Saw Their Mother
Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry
My mom is a chemistry teacher. Mom: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back Me: tell that to my FUKING CRUSH BTCH
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is
Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
Can’t wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait…
I wish I could kill my family but you realise your an orphan
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?
Dad: So you won’t get bored there
If your ever bored just beat up a orphan, what are they gonna do tell their parents