Orphan Jokes

The new Batman

Why do orphans like Batman?

They are 50% like him.

Anonymous

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

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Mystery

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can feel wanted

Anonymous

cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents

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Stalin

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

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Anonymous

What’s missing in an orphanage computer?

The mother board

Anonymous
in Depression

Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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Anonymous

What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

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Anonymous

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

I’m not a robot
in Family

The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait

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Mr, Orphan

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? Idk either it’s not like he has a home to go too.

mincraft kid

WHY DO ORPHANS PLAY MINECRAFT

SO THEY CAN AT LEAST BUILD A HOME

Anonymous

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

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Anonymous

you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

deceased_orphan

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

Emilly

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

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Anonymous

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

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your dad
in Dad

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

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Anonymous

tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them

they’ll get the punchline right away

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