Why do orphans like Batman?
They are 50% like him.
Orphan Jokes
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted
cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents
So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”
What’s missing in an orphanage computer?
The mother board
Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.
As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers
The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? Idk either it’s not like he has a home to go too.
WHY DO ORPHANS PLAY MINECRAFT
SO THEY CAN AT LEAST BUILD A HOME
Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”
Orphan- I want to kill my parents
People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man
Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!
Orphan: -no response-
tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them
they’ll get the punchline right away