Q:What the orphan’s favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said “what are you gonna do, tell your parents?”

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

what’s the difference between puppies and orphans

the puppies actually get adopted

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

1. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

5. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

What do orphans call there parents?

Unicorns because they don’t exsist.