Orphan Jokes

What song do orphans hate the most?"we are family".

Why can’t orphans go on school trips?

Parents signature _________

Why do orphans like Batman?

They are 50% like him.

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says "sorry kid but this is a family hospital"

Q. what movie represents a orphans life?

A. Spiderman No Way Home

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait

These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents.

He begs the judge to spare his life.

The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy.

The boy replies, “I’m an orphan, your honor.”

sooo... I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section

Q: what does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages

why is orphan so scared of the dark they don't have a dad to check the closet,

An orphanage got robbed yesterday, let’s just say that’s the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn’t end up like their parents.

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?

An orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?