Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.