Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

The F in orphan stands for family… oh wait

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school Because they need to contact parents

What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.

cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents

what’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? an apple gets picked

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

Girl: I’ve been a orphan since I was three.

Boy: knock knock.

Girl: …Who’s there?

Boy: not your parents!

Q:What the orphan’s favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

1. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

5. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.