Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Home

How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."

Day

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Kid

One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."

Computer

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.

Orphanage

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Orphanage

Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

Daddy

Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."

School

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

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  • Status

    Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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  • Parent

    "Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

    "No, not until their parents pick them up."

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  • Mom

    You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

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