y do orphans eat cereal with water

there dad did not come back with the milk

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

What is an orphans favorite beer?

Fosters

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

So theres a orphan in a hospital and the doctor walks up and says “sorry kid but this is a family hospital”

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Why is it when women decided to kill an unborn baby its a “CHOICE” but when i decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids its called “MURDER”!

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard