There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?
Dad: So you won’t get bored there
How do you make an orphans hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”
Genie: “Wish granted!”
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
What is an orphans favorite beer?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is
Why did the orphan become a prostitute
They wanted someone to call daddy
Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home
April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back
What do you call an orphans family tree A stump
Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?
Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
why cant orphans watch PG movies?
BC they are parental guidance.
Orphan- I want to kill my parents
People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand
What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog
On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.