Orphan jokes
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Memes
I’m so good at this game
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.