Can Orphans go to a Family Restaurant?

What do u call it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They can’t ever find home.

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

can a orphan go to a family Resturant?

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

Why can’t orphans play baseball ?

Because the can’t find home

orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )

Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents

i made a website for orphans,it doesn’t have a homepage

Girl: Come Over. Orphan: I can’t. Girl: My parents aren’t home ;) Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back