Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
Orphan Jokes
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father
why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it’s a family company
i saw a little kid crying yesterday, so i asked him where his parents were. God i love working at an orphanage
if you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
what’s the difference between puppies and orphans
the puppies actually get adopted
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
How do you make an orphans hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents
When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)
What is an orphans favorite beer?
Fosters
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?
Dad: So you won’t get bored there
y do orphans eat cereal with water
there dad did not come back with the milk
Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?
What do you call an orphans family tree A stump
Why did the orphan become a prostitute
They wanted someone to call daddy
Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home