There is an upside to being an orphan... every bag of chips is family size
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
What do you call a orphans family reunion?
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson
Cause it's a family company
you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father
Girl: come over orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common
Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day
What do you call an orphans family tree A stump
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said "Yeah what gave me away" I said his parents
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped Because someone actually wants them 🤣
When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆
What is an orphans family portrait called?
A self portrait
Why did the orphan become a prostitute
They wanted someone to call daddy