Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Girl: "Come over." Orphan: "I can't." Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)" Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?