Orphan Jokes

There is an upside to being an orphan... every bag of chips is family size

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

What do you call a orphans family reunion?

Me time

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self raising

Why can't orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it's a family company

you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said "Yeah what gave me away" I said his parents

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped Because someone actually wants them 🤣

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆

What is an orphans family portrait called?

A self portrait

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

y do orphans eat cereal with water

there dad did not come back with the milk

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes