Orphan Jokes

One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.


Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."

Kid: "Why are you doing that?"

Dad: "So you won't get bored there."

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.


"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes.

"No, not until their parents pick them up."