How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

What is an orphans favorite beer?

Fosters

y do orphans eat cereal with water

there dad did not come back with the milk

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Cmon man, give the orphans a break with these jokes

No, not until their parents pick them up

These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common

Neither of them can see their parents.

what’s the difference between puppies and orphans

the puppies actually get adopted

Why is it when women decided to kill an unborn baby its a “CHOICE” but when i decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids its called “MURDER”!