There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size
How do you make an orphans hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?
y do orphans eat cereal with water
there dad did not come back with the milk
Why did the orphan become a prostitute
They wanted someone to call daddy
What is an orphans favorite beer?
What is an orphan’s favorite event
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?
Dad: So you won’t get bored there
Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”
Genie: “Wish granted!”
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is
What do you call an orphans family tree A stump
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family
Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
Why cant orphans do homework?
They dont have a home to do it at.
Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home
Orphan- I want to kill my parents
People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man
why cant orphans watch PG movies?
BC they are parental guidance.