Bag

Anonymous

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

Orphanage

Anonymous

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

Hand

Kaden Fieldgrove

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Kid

Anonymous

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Beer

Moghy

What is an orphans favorite beer?

Fosters

Adoption

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Prostitution

Ashton game

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

Home

Anonymous

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

Orphanage

Anonymous

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

Family

stump

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

Orphanage

Anonymousness

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

Eating

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

Restaurant

Jamie White

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Parent

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

Man

Emilly

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

Family

cauldron_man

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

Family

LOOK HERE

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

Family

Anonymous

What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

Orphanage

Anonymous

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Die

Random Person

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

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