One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents
There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size
y do orphans eat cereal with water
there dad did not come back with the milk
When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)
How do you make an orphans hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?
Why did the orphan become a prostitute
They wanted someone to call daddy
Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?
Because they can’t find the motherboard
Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?
Dad: So you won’t get bored there
April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back
Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”
Genie: “Wish granted!”
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home
What do you call an orphans family tree A stump
Why is it when women decided to kill an unborn baby its a “CHOICE” but when i decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids its called “MURDER”!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is
Why cant orphans do homework?
They dont have a home to do it at.
What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?