Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes