Saw

Anonymous

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said “Yeah what gave me away” I said his parents

Bag

Anonymous

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

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Milk

Anonymous

y do orphans eat cereal with water

there dad did not come back with the milk

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Orphanage

Dat fat kid at school

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Hand

Kaden Fieldgrove

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

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Family

Anonymous

These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.

Orphanage

Anonymousness

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

Prostitution

Ashton game

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

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Orphanage

Anonymous

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Computer

Anonymous

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

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Orphanage

Anonymous

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

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Orphanage

Anonymous

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

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Wish

Anonymous

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Phone

Anonymous

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

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Tree

stump

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

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Baby

Anonymous

Why is it when women decided to kill an unborn baby its a “CHOICE” but when i decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids its called “MURDER”!

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Orphanage

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

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Homework

Anonymous

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

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Family

Anonymous

What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

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Restaurant

Jamie White

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?