There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

y do orphans eat cereal with water

there dad did not come back with the milk

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

What is an orphans favorite beer?

Fosters

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.