Orphan Jokes

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Anonymous

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Anonymous

what's the difference between puppies and orphans

the puppies actually get adopted

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Anonymous

Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians?

Because they can’t find the motherboard

richie

why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it's a family company

charles

Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone father

Stalin

if you're ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?

Anonymous
in Orphanage

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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Anonymous

There is an upside to being an orphan... every bag of chips is family size

Kaden Fieldgrove

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Dat fat kid at school

When someone calls you say this, Hi Welcome to Dave’s Orphanage, You make them We take them how may I help you! :)

Anonymous

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags I asked if he was an orphan he said "Yeah what gave me away" I said his parents

Anonymous

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick

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Emma

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped Because someone actually wants them 🤣

Anonymous

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won't get bored there

Moghy

What is an orphans favorite beer?

Fosters

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Anonymous

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

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stump

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

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Ashton game

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

random person

you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

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Anonymous

y do orphans eat cereal with water

there dad did not come back with the milk