Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

Why can’t orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because their family size.

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Never tell an Orphan about a family matter, they wouldn’t understand

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

What song do orphans hate the most?“we are family”.

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