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Bag

Anonymous

There is an upside to being an orphan… every bag of chips is family size

Hand

Kaden Fieldgrove

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Orphanage

Anonymousness

Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

Dad

Anonymous

y do orphans eat cereal with water

there dad did not come back with the milk

Prostitution

Ashton game

Why did the orphan become a prostitute

They wanted someone to call daddy

Beer

Moghy

What is an orphans favorite beer?

Fosters

Favorite

Anonymous

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

Orphanage

Anonymous

Dad: I’m giving all your toys to the orphanage Kid: Why are you doing that?

Dad: So you won’t get bored there

Kid

Anonymous

Kid: “I wish I could be like Batman!”

Genie: “Wish granted!”

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

Orphanage

Anonymous

April fools joke go to an orphanage and tell them their parents came back

Family

cauldron_man

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

Adoption

Anonymous

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

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Tree

stump

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

Restaurant

Jamie White

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Family

Anonymous

why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family

Orphanage

Anonymous

Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes

Home

Anonymous

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

Home

Anonymous

Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home

Man

Emilly

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

Parent

HAHAHAHHAH

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

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