Orphan jokes
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."