An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

why cant orphans watch PG movies?

BC they are parental guidance.

Girl: come over orphan: I can’t
Girl: my parents aren’t home ;) orphan: oh cool something we have in common

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

One day a orphan bought a boomerang he threw it and it didn’t come back

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

How did the orphan become famous ? They said “Go Big or Go Home”

What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie

What do you call an orphans family tree A stump

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Is it bad to hit an orphan?it’s not like they’ll tell there parents.

Why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson?

B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂

why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up