Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
