Orphan jokes
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The motherboard."
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.