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Family

Austin Warner

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family Company

Website

unrealnoodles

Q:What the orphan’s favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

Virgin

Anonymous

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An Orphan

Parent

MS Green

Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature

Depression

FATHER

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

Sadness

Anonymous

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

Date

Anonymous

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

Win

Anonymous

Why can’t orphan win trophy’s

Because they can’t take them home

Parent

Anonymous

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

Family

Reaganan

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror

Orphanage

Anonymous

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

Movie

ur mama, oh wait...

what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)

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Make

Your Uncle

Why do some couples make their status “single” after a small argument? Like I don’t put “orphan” after I get into an argument with my family.

Dad

Impostor is sus

Why do orphans have water in their cereal? Because their dad never came home with the milk.

Parent

Jamie White

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

Parent

Not Your Dad

What joke do you tell an orphan?

Knock Knock…

Who’ there?

Not your parents

Prostitution

Orphan 1

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

Bag

Anonymous

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

Orphanage

孤儿

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying

When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder

That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

Day

LoJo

I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day

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