Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing let them wait for their parents.
Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying
When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder
That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Not your parents
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh…Wait…Continue.
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents
If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?
Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.
why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?
Well at least one gets picked
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home