Orphan jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into?
Home Depot.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.