Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Part

Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

A: The homepage.

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  • Friend

    So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

    Parent

    What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

    Nothing, let them wait for their parents.

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  • Parent

    What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?

    Both their parents were separated.

    Parent

    Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

    Boy: Knock knock.

    Girl: ...Who's there?

    Boy: Not your parents!

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  • Tennis

    Why are orphans so good at tennis?

    Because that’s the only love they get.

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  • Milk

    Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

    Parent

    The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

    Movie

    What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)

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  • Kid

    Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"

    Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."

    Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."

    Family

    Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.

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  • People

    Why do orphans bully people?

    Because they can't get suspended.

    Contact Parent _______

    iPhone

    I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.