why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family Company

Q:What the orphan’s favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An Orphan

Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

Why can’t orphan win trophy’s

Because they can’t take them home

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)

Why do some couples make their status “single” after a small argument? Like I don’t put “orphan” after I get into an argument with my family.

Why do orphans have water in their cereal? Because their dad never came home with the milk.

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

What joke do you tell an orphan?

Knock Knock…

Who’ there?

Not your parents

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying

When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder

That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day