Orphan jokes
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Like if you think I'm stupid.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.