Orphan Jokes


Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button


One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents


It’s April fools day. I’m gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.


What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Fruity 🍑

Why did the male orphan decide to be gay

Because he wanted someone to call daddy


How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror

ur mama, oh wait...

what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)


why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples


whats the difference between orphans and apples?

Apples get picked


Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk


I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but… you’re an orphan


What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

in Cow

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

The Weird Person I Met On The Street

An orphanage got robbed yesterday, let’s just say that’s the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn’t end up like their parents.


if a orphan was spiderman which movie would he be in

No way home

kid toutcher

what type of work can orphans do. home work


A teacher asked his students a math question. “You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?”

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

“One dollar!” she said


Q:What the orphan’s favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

Random Person

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.


why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆