Orphan Jokes

Welcome to Dave's orphanage u make it we take it

i was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

Do you know how to make a Orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap in tell their parents come home.

What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan A nose gets picked more

you can beat up orphans what are they gonna do, tell there parents

if a orphan was spiderman which movie would he be in

No way home

A teacher asked his students a math question. "You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? Idk either it's not like he has a home to go too.

tell a dark joke to an orphan then hit them

they'll get the punchline right away

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage why was she crying before she went in Because the people came back for their dog

Why can’t orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.

Orphan- I want to kill my parents

People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

What story does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot

Why can't orphan be gay

They have no one to call Dady

Welcome to daves orphanage. You make it We take it

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

The mother board

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

It's April fools day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids their parents are here to pick them up.

cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents