why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped Because someone actually wants them 🤣

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

Q:What the orphan’s favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn’t call it orphans home

Why do orphans wanna be a criminal? So that they can be wanted.

you tell an orphan joke to an orphan you start laughing they start crying they say they are going to tell their mom then you start laughing harder

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror

why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

A teacher asked his students a math question. “You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?”

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

“One dollar!” she said

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?

A self-fie

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can feel wanted

What do you call an asian kid who’s bad at math?

An orphan

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

1. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

5. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.