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Family

Austin Warner

why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson

Cause it’s a family Company

Sadness

Anonymous

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

Parent

__________

What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.

Wife

Anonymous

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)

  1. What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick

  2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

  3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.

  1. Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.

  2. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

  3. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

  4. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Parent

Cheyanne

Bored? Burn an orphan. What’re they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Home

Mr, Orphan

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? Idk either it’s not like he has a home to go too.

Happiness

Anonymous

Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal

Favorite

Anonymous

What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

Game

Anonymous

why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

Family

Cam

I wish I could kill my family but you realise your an orphan

Tree

Anonymous

Q: What do you call an orphans family tree?

A: a Stump

Bag

Anonymous

For orphans every bag of chips is family size

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Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

Girlfriend

morgan

why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?

because he thought that she would leave him to.

Mum

Anonymous

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan. What are they gonna do tell there mum

Sally

Joe

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

Day

LoJo

I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day

Family

Anonymous

What do u call an orphan taking a selfie. A family photo

Personal

Anonymous

Hi person reading this

Depression

Anonymous

Orphan boy:Your dad is probably dissapointed of you i mean look at you Me: well at least my parents kept me wheres yours

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