Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
Orphan Jokes
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
