Orphan jokes
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.