Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying

When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder

That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it’s family?

A self-fie

What joke do you tell an orphan?

Knock Knock…

Who’ there?

Not your parents

Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans, their parents will get mad. Oh…Wait…Continue.

Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-…ur parents

If you are ever bored punch an orphan what are they gunna do tell their parents?

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror

Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?

It doesn’t hit home