One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples
What's the difference between apple's and orphans apples actually get picked
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
The mother board
Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you’re an orphan
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list
if a orphan was spiderman which movie would he be in
No way home
A teacher asked his students a math question. "You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said
Q:What the orphan's favorite part of a website.
what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
An orphanage got robbed yesterday, let’s just say that’s the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn’t end up like their parents.