Orphan Jokes

On Xbox live an orphan can say they f ed your mom so you can say at least mine didnt die from it.

So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home

Q:What the orphan's favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

Q: what does LMAO mean?

A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages

What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.

Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.

Boy: knock knock.

Girl: ..Who's there?

Boy: not your parents!

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.