Orphan Jokes

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Anonymous

One day an orphan threw a boomerang and it didn’t come back like it’s parents

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Anonymous

you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

thotsgetblocked

why do orphans hate going to costco because they need a parent to get samples

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Mia

What's the difference between apple's and orphans apples actually get picked

I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn't have a home page.

Iamanorphan

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

Anonymous

why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆

Reaganan

How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror

Anonymous

What's missing in an orphanage computer?

The mother board

Anonymous

Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button

J0K35
in Cow

Teacher: Describe a penguin

Student: Black, White, Beak

Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan

Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family

Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow

Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes

Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

Student: It describes you tho.

Evilevie

I’m a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you’re an orphan

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Anonymous

What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon

Anonymous

What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies

420 Go Daddy 69

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list

Anonymous

if a orphan was spiderman which movie would he be in

No way home

Bye

A teacher asked his students a math question. "You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"

After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.

"One dollar!" she said

unrealnoodles

Q:What the orphan's favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

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ur mama, oh wait...

what movie does an orphan want for Christmas, spiderman homecoming ;)

P....lover

Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home

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The Weird Person I Met On The Street

An orphanage got robbed yesterday, let’s just say that’s the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn’t end up like their parents.