Orphan Jokes

Q:What the orphan's favorite part of a website.

A:The Homepage.

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list.

What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.

you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

What do you do when you see a sad orphan?

Nothing let them wait for their parents.

So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.

Why do I only date orphans? Because they never have daddy issues

An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.

Boy: knock knock.

Girl: ..Who's there?

Boy: not your parents!

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Because that’s the only love they get

(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.

3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.

4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.

5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.