Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad

If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?

To get a daddy

What is an orphan’s favorite show? Batman.

Q: What do you call an orphans family tree?

A: a Stump

Why can’t orphans play at a McDonald’s play place? They don’t have parent supervision.

What is it called when a orphan takes a family photo? A selfie

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Why do orphans love having sex?

Becuase They can finally call somebody daddy.

What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why can’t orphans work at S.C Johnson?

B/c it is a FAMILY company 😂😂

Girl: Come Over. Orphan: I can’t. Girl: My parents aren’t home ;) Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.

If you ever get Mad, just hit an orphan

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is an orphans favorite beer?


What feature does an orphan’s phone not have? A home button.

why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family

Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school Because they need to contact parents

I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around

Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? Idk either it’s not like he has a home to go too.

Why cant orphans play baseball

Cuz they don’t know where home is

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?

“because they always wanted a daddy”