Why can’t orphans play baseball,
They don’t know where home is.
Kid: why do orphans like tennis
Dad: because it’s the only time they get love
How do make an orphans hands bleed: tell them to clap til’ their parents get home
Well I’m off too the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes
Your Parents
Everyone loves orphans,
other than their parents of course.
Q.How does E.T have an advantage over orphans A. E.T can actually phone home
Roses are red Your blood is tooyou look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry i will be there too not in a cage but laghing at you
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
What do orphans need in order to mail letters? Food stamps
When I’m bored I like to slap orphans I mean what are they gonna do tell their parents
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Genie:done
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can’t bring people back from the dead
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can’t run and tell their parents.
Why do orphans never play baseball? Cause they can never get a home run.
Why did the orphan run into the street, to get to the other side of life
Why can’t Orphans play Baseball?
They don’t know where home is…
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
Go punch an orphan what are they gonna do tell their parents.
F... YOU
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t know where home is.
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