What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.