Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Film

What is an orphan's favorite naval film?

"Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Parent

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Rock

I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.

What would they do? Go to their family?

Lamborghini

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Orphanage

There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.

Dad

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

Game

Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?

They won’t be found because no one will look for them.

Parent

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

Sport

Why can’t orphans play sports?

Because they don’t have a home team.

Soccer

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

House

Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:

"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."

Kidnapping

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.