Orphan jokes
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...