Orphan jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?