What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.