Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Look, an orphan, let's go beat 'em up.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...