Social behavior jokes
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Teacher told me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch, fool.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.
There was a crying pandemic going around.
What do a bag of chips and a gun have in common?
When you pull either one out in class, everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"