Social behavior jokes

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!

If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.

There was a crying pandemic going around.

I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga.

And 100% of men don’t care.

Why are gay guys so rude?

Because they’re fucking assholes.

"I'm an orphan."

"I didn't ask."

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?

Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.