Orphan

Orphan jokes

Why did your parents abandon you?

Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.