Orphan jokes
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why do orphans never use other people's Wi-Fi?
So they can be connected.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.