Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
Orphan Jokes
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
An orphan girl's boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
"If her parents didn't want her, why should I?"
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
