Orphan jokes
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.