Orphan jokes
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?