Why can't orphans have a Christmas list because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is
i make phones. for orphans sadly it has no home button
They say people are 75% water But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless
Bleach solves so many problems, Staines, Dirty dishes, messes, and over population of orphans
Why did a orphan say I'm wanted? because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
Why do the police never catch the orphan? The orphan is not wanted
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday? Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day. Teacher: Why is that your least favorite? Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive. Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
why do orphans not like july 24th?? because its parents day
What is wrong with orphans phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
why did orphans play poppy playtime?
to get a family
Whats a name orphans hate to be called? Homie.
what is an orphans role model
batman
When an orphan takes a photo it’s also a family Portrait :)
Btw If people find these offensive, Why are you here?? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyways???
ME: i hit a orphan! MOM: OMG WHY? ME:not like they can tell there parents-
What relationship status fits an orphan, Single.
