What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.