Orphan

Orphan Jokes

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.