Orphan jokes
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
I don't know, I don't have one.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.