Orphan jokes
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
Why did the teacher yell at the orphan?
Because he didn’t do his homework.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
I don't know, I don't have one.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.