Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.