I pushed an orphan and they said I’m telling I asked to who your parents?
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
My anus smells.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Y'all follow me, please.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Why cant Chinese people play baseball they eat the bat
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
