Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Hiiii!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.