Orphan jokes
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
The mom and dad left the child because they were famous and rich, like rich monkeys.
Why does the orphan can’t write a single word or sentence?
Because the orphan is dumber.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
No one gives a fuck.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.