Orphan jokes
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
How do orphans have a family reunion? They look in the mirror.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Why can’t an orphan celebrate Father’s Day and Mother’s Day? Because they have no parents.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."