Orphan jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
For an orphan, any bag of chips is family size.
Orphans are depressed, hahaha.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
I'm Batman.
Baby 🍼
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?