Orphan jokes
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
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Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.