What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
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Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
