Orphan jokes
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.