Orphan jokes
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
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Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Kms.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.