Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
