Orphan jokes
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Why do orphans play with boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.