Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?"
The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."