Orphan jokes
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why did the orphan kill someone? Because it would make him wanted.
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.