Orphan jokes
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
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A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home.
Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
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What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!