Orphan jokes
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?
They’re both alone, but only one is home.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!