Orphan jokes
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Kid: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: To get milk.
TEN YEARS LATER
Kid's friend: Where's your dad?
Kid: He went to get milk but never came back.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".