Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Orphan Jokes
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Alya and freshfry.
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
