Original jokes
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
One day a Chief was talking to his son... "Son," the father said, "Long ago the Woman didn't have anybody to take her to BINGO. So, the Creator put the Woman to sleep and cut off her butt cheeks and made her a Man. That's why today Indian Women have no butt, and the Men are called Buttheads!"
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"
The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."
A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"
The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."
Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of...
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Why's it called a Caesar Salad?
'Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.