Original jokes
A black man entered a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "That looks exotic, where’d you get it?"
"Africa," the parrot responded.
Some people ask why jokes exist. I say, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, they have sex, and they make another one of you.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
How were tire swings made?
A tire said, "Goodbye world," and hung himself.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
Which sex position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.