Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
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What pizza did the twin towers order? A Plane pizza
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When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?"
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, "just shut up and swallow"
Q#why did the emo kid get jealous on xmas?
A#he saw the ordamints hanging
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*I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.― Steven Wright
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There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters? Food stamps
why were the people during 911 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches but they got two planes.
Why didn't the twin towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids menu.
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A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don't start anything .
Tell someone that your gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo (Them) I 2 poopoo (You) I 3 poopoo (Them ) I 4 poopoo (You)I 5 poopoo (Them) I 6 poopoo (You) I 7 poopoo (Them) I 8 poopoo (And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”)
