Order jokes
The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"
My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices in order to pay for my education.
They were both druids.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Where do you order nonbinary pizza?
Little xe/xyrs.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
βNothing special,β he explained. βWe just tell them theyβre going to die.β
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesnβt order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: βArenβt you gonna eat your bowl of chili?β
Person #2: βNo, you can have it.β
Person #1: βOk, thanks...β
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: βThatβs about as far as I got too!β
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner