Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed? People they ordered pepperoni pizza but they got plane.
I ordered a pizza with everything on it but I got a plan pizza
The twin towers ordered a sesame bagel, they got the plane one instead.
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. he sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger. Mason: heh. good thing i eat like a horse. He looks up at the waiter. Waiter: you are a nasty little bunny, aren't you? Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him.... she was a HORSE.
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
What did the Nazi order from wendys? Two number NEINS
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where do u order nonbinary pizza?
little xe/xyrs
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? 2 planes
Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer but they only had 2 dollars each. Christopher got an idea and run away to the butcher and see if he got something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys. - Are you crazy?! Said Tony to Christopher. 'We don't have any money!' - Take it easy now, said Christopher. 'I have a plan.' When they finnished drink everything up christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth. The bartender saw what they did and throw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub. After the 10th pub said Tony: I can't do this anymore. I am drunk and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk. - How do you think i feel? Said Christopher exhausted. ' I dropped the sausage in the 3th pub!'
What's were the twin towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni yet plane arrived!!!
What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?"
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says: "I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
