Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
YO MAMA! Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton... because it said CONCENTRATE!
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
Roses are red foxes are orange I like you butt let me touch it forever
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
