SERIOUSLY WHO WANTS FUCKING ANNOYING ORANGE AS PRESIDENT
if an orAnge is orange does that maan its orange
if red get vote out whit happed
red is not vote red is a hacker so he kill blue ok so
some one fondy blue boddy red sud where
lime and green and prup sud how is red not die
red am a hacker u noobs
lime and grenn and prup run
red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win
black killd red black is the win lol
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
why were the apple and orange all alone? because the banana "split"
I just took a orange soda bath this morning the next i knew it turn out to be a river of orange kist.
Who use to say who loves orange soda Kel loves orange soda yes i do doooooo oh yes oh yes oh yes i dooooooo? Kel Mitchell from kenan and kel.
orange: hey pear: hey orange: no hay!
Orange you glad you are not a comedian.
apple apple apple apple apple orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
why dint the orange go to the docter
bc he had vitemen C
What did an Orange day before going to work?
Back to the rind!
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands
Orange you glad to see me?
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle? He white on the inside. He orange on the outside. And then there's that stick!
Riddles not jokes
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
and last one
What can rule, but not command?
Tell meh the answers in the comments
like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal