Orange jokes
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
"Orange you glad I made it?"
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
I just took an orange soda bath this morning. The next thing I knew, it turned out to be a river of Orange Crush.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Apple
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Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!