my sis said only garlic and onuings can make u cry
so i throw a orang at her
If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?
A orange tree! :>
why did the orange start blushing?......because it saw the salad dressing!
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In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
orange orange orange knock knock orange orange you happy I did not say orange again
What is an orange? World's only not rhyming thing.Hehhhehehehehhe
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
Knock knock who’s there orange orange who orange you coming
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange 🍊.
Orange who?
Orange you going to the movies tonight?
Me dont know why trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes1 so does that mean he is some fucking dog
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!
My young son saw trump on TV he asked "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied "Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don't want it to rust"
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Cause he went out on a limb
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
