Orange jokes
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.