I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant. Hahahahahahahahaha! hahaha!
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
I like it when girls poop, it's really hot.
I like the big butt orange holes when the brown farter juice comes out of the orange. I like [it] a lot 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑 🤑
I get a big weiner when I think about big farting girls.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Knock knock who’s there Banna banna who? Knock knock whos there banna.banna who knock knock WHOS THERE banna banna who knock knock who’s there banna who orange you glad I didn’t say banna yup🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
There's nothing I like more than seeing a politician in a nice suit.
An orange jumpsuit that is :)
Orange you glad I made it
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
