Orange jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.
Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."