OR jokes

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"

If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?

If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?

Me: "Hey, you trashy pig woman, go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you belong."

Trashy pig woman: "Why?"

Because you smell like fart, and you're pretty much just a turd with lips.

So, I was f**king my daughter the other night, and I don’t know what was funnier: the looks on my wife’s face when she walked in on me or the fact that the abortion clinic let me keep her.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.

At the end of the day, it's night.

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?

Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.

Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly.

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?

If I tell you, "Jesus is the trickster," am I, or is he?