OR jokes
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.